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- A Skeleton walks into a bar and says,
"Give me a beer and give me a mop.
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,
'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'
The grasshopper looks surprised and says,
'You have a drink named Steve?'
- A man walks into a bar swinging a set of jumper leads above his head.
The barman looks over and says
"You're not going to start anything in here, mate!"
- Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.
One: "Whew, it's windy today!"
Two: "No. Today's Thursday!"
Three: "So am I! Let's go to a bar!
- A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
- A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
