- A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,“ he announced to the technician, “It`s open!“
“I know,“ answered Santa.- “I already got that side.“
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.“
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.“
“Fifteen inches?“ asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?“
Santa tells him that they aren‘t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!“
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I‘ve got Windows!“
- Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion‘s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn‘t say he got out.
Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.
Santa says to the Banta, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?“
Banta replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!“
Santa says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren‘t very expensive. At this price, I‘m buying one.“
Banta smiles and pats him on the back, “Good idea! Order one and if she‘s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.“
Three weeks later, Banta asks Santa, “Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalog?“
Santa replies, “No, but it shouldn‘t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!“
