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- Wear bed sheets and put bags over their women‘s heads. They burp and fart during meals and wash themselves in sand.
They bugger little boys and practice some stupid religion that they‘re trying to get all our Negroes to believe in. Disorderly
cowards when they have to fight anyone else, they nonetheless quite courageously murder each other and chop off people‘s
hands for littering. They plant bombs everywhere they go and own all the earth‘s oil, which is why you can‘t buy high-test
if you‘re wearing a yarmulke. They hate Jews because Jews are the only people in the world with noses uglier than their
own, and they‘re cornering the Cadillac market so that the Hebes will have to drive Buicks.
- What‘s the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.
It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.
She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”
- Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.“
“Oh really, hmm, didn‘t know that.“
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. “I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn‘t care.“ The second Englishman remarked, “You just don‘t know how to set him off… watch and learn.“ So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!“
“Oh really, hmm, didn‘t know that.“
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. “You‘re right. He‘s unshakable!“
The third Englishman remarked, “Boys, I‘ll really tick him off… just watch.“ So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!“
“Yeah, that‘s what your buddies were trying to tell me.“
- Finnegin: Me wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I can’t break her of it.
Sean: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin’ for me to come home.
