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- Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear
hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read “BEAR
LEFT“ so they went home.
A Polish man was walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his buddies, who asked,
“Hey! What‘s in the bag?“
The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says,
“Well, I‘ll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you‘ll have to give me one.“
The man says, “I‘ll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I‘ll give you both of them.“
- A Polish and an Italian are hunting in the woods. Suddenly a
naked woman appears.
Italian: Boy, I could eat her!…
The Polish guy shot her.
- A Pollack walked into a bar and sat down at the bar, where a news report was on TV. On the news a man was on a ledge outside an upper floor of a building threatening to jump. The bartender, who‘d seen the news report before said, “I‘ll bet you $50 he‘s going to jump.“ The Pollack took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Then the man on the ledge jumped to his death. The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he‘d taken advantage of a poor, dumb Pollack, his conscience got the better of him and he said, “Look, I‘m going to give you back your money. I have to confess that I saw that news report before.“ “That‘s O.K.,“ said the Pollack, “I saw it before too, but I didn‘t think he was gonna do it again!“
