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- When doesn‘t a telephone work underwater?
When it‘s wringing wet!
- Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.“
Customer “Ok.“
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?“
Customer: “No.“
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?“
Customer “No.“
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?“
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click‘ and I wrote ‘click‘.“
- Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.“ Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?“
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?“
- Customer:: “I‘m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.“ Tech Support:: “Tell me what you‘ve done.“
Customer: “I typed ‘A:SETUP‘.“
Tech Support:: “Ma‘am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.“
Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk‘.“
Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.“
Customer:: “What?“
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?“
Customer: “No…“
- Mike went to office and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Mike: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Mike: Where is the Madam?
Mike: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Mike: What? I am her husband came to office today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Mike: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time … there come 2 shooting sounds … after that …
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Mike: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Mike: What…? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Mike: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
