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- Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
- 2 sardar jangle main….
samne sher aagaya,pahle sardar ne mitti uthai aur sher ki ankh main dalke bhagne laga,dusra wahien tha.
pahle ne kaha bhag.dusre ne kaha mitti tu ne dali main kion bhagaon….
- Babbal singh- Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Babbal singh - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Babbal singh - Meri bibi aur baache.
What do women cal their husbands in first 5 yrs?
yr 1 : janu
yr 2 : O ji
yr 3 : sunte ho?
yr 4 : O bunty ke papa
yr 5 : kide mar gaye?
Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?
Aaka:mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?
Jin:Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nhi..
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
Sardaar to his papa : Mainay shadi karni hai
Papa : Puter kidhay naaal
Sardar : Papa dadi ama day naaal
Papa : Batamiz o meri maa hai
Sardar : Te tusa meri maa naal kio shadi kiti
